Irony Alert: I just spent the afternoon watching football and crocheting two sets of baby booties for my friend Brenda's twins. So, I realised this afternoon that I can crochet a pair of baby booties with as much deadly precision as I can beat the crap out of a man in a session.

I am, obviously, a woman of many esoteric skills and talents.

I also figured out why men love big screen TVs -- something that baffles and frustrates women to no end. It has less to do with a conspicuous display of wealth (a women's thing) inasmuch as it does with the fact that men are visual. The bigger the screen, the bigger the visual field, the more their visual senses are entertained! Real simple!

As I always say....when you figure them out, men are funny.